Render Unto God and Lee Greenwood
Finally, a Bible that says the quiet part out loud: God, the Founding Fathers, the lady who wrote the Pledge of Allegiance, and Lee Greenwood are equal partners in the one true American faith.
(Below, very lightly rewritten ad copy for the God Bless the USA Bible, which is very much a real item you can buy.)
Behold, the “God Bless the USA” Bible:
You should buy this for everyone you know until every American has at least one Lee Greenwood "God Bless the USA" bible in their homes.
In actual fact, mandatory ownership of this sacred and patriotic tome ought to be made law. $59.99 is a small price to pay to signal to the world that you the cops, the troops and Jesus.
It features:
* God's Word in an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation.
* “Readable” founding USA documents that include The Pledge of Allegiance, The US Constitution, The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights.
*And, of course, a handwritten copy of the Chorus of "God Bless the USA!
Please note: Because these words are now "in the Bible," nobody can tell they are anything short of the Word of God. Plus if you find anything in conflict with your beliefs in any of these patriotic documents or the Bible, you can show how one negates the other. Why should old-timey Jews and later those fruity, wine-sodden sons of the Great Whore of Babylon get to be the only ones to put things in the Bible.
If Thomas Jefferson can rip things out of the Bible, then better Americans like Lee Greenwood certainly should be allowed to put things in.
Plus we all know that no matter what the prophet Isaiah thought he was talking about when he described a “nation tall and smooth, a people feared near and far, a nation mighty and conquering” he was really talking about America. The Lord works in mysterious ways and this -- having a Jewish prophet foretell the rise of a mighty nation three thousand years later and a world away -- is just another of those times.
I mean, he looks confused:
* It's perfect for the Family, Home Schooling Households, Grandparents, Graduation, Military, New American Citizens, Teens, “Faith and Values” Advocates, U.S. History Buffs, Brides, Birthdays, and Anniversaries.
*In other words, anyone that loves America. Anyone that doesn't love this Bible hates America. It's possible that those who hate this Bible do love Jesus, but so what.
* Proudly made in the USA!
Basically because "Let's Go Brandon," this Bible is on backorder and shipment cannot be guaranteed until March 2022.
We are in prayer for America. We are praying for revival. We recognize that spiritual warfare is happening on many levels, to continue to try to stop this Bible from reaching the massive demand.
The power of us all standing together and supporting each other will help us donate bibles to people that have never been exposed to the Word of God.
Proudly stand up next to us, and buy this Ultimate American Bible, because there ain't no doubt, we love this land....
God Bless the USA!
And Merry Christmas!
This is taking branding several steps over the line
A friend who once worked with Lee G. told me that he said that "God Bless The U.S. A. is the greatest song ever written with the possible exception of "The Star-Spangled Banner". Now, a quick trip to the website shows the national anthem has been booted to #2.